Monday , 8th of June
I arrived at the academy with panda eyes because I didn't sleep much the last night , I was shocked to find out that they were only about 20 participants for the camp along with a few adult advisers , to make matters more..."Extravagant"... more than half of the participants were committee members , and most of them stayed over at the academy the last night .
We later on walked to the Taman Megah badminton court , and waited excruciatingly for our buss to arrive .
We arrived at "Pusat penguatkuasaan Selangor" , which was located at the outskirts of the Jungle .
This was the first time that Kok Keong organized a camp , AND joining one too .
He brought a MATTRESS along with a few pillows and lots more to sleep in a tent -.-
We were then divided into our groups , which was , Sexy Back (Wai Phun) , Pandareans(Ah Beh) , High - 5 (US!) , sampat(Ceceilia/Chung lih ! LOL )
We had to get the signatures of all the advisers and Higher-ups then .
THIS was the really exhausting part .
I was ordered by Jessica(Yong , AkA , En.Allen's Daughter , nope not a lame Pn.Norrlia joke ) To squeeze Kok Keong's ass . Which resulted in a long long chase .
(This is one of the most OBSCENE camps ever...seriously )
We later on had a treasure hunt , where I was just plain useless...
Then Kok Keong thought us about the Referee class in Taekwondo .
My thought for this day : It was the most unreasonably painful day for me , since Sir Felix ordered me and Seng Yew to run around the mini field 3 times WHEN those idiots were burning the mosquito repellent stuff (No , not those small small coils...think bonfires ) So I couldn't BREATHE much . The camp had a really big rule about superstitious stuff . E.G. We weren't allowed to say someone's name at night , so some of them had to refer to people like Wai Phun as Sexy Number 1 . LOL .
Tuesday , 9th of June
The morning call was supposed to be at 5.45 A.M.
So this was the scenario in my tent...
5 45 A.M.
Me : Guys it's time , where's the morning call ?
Joon Wai : Where's everyone ?
Me : They're still sleeping...Let's go back to sleep first lah .
6.45 A.M.
Me : Oi ! Guys , it's 6.45 already .
Joon Wai : I go wake Kok Keong up .
We later on got punished by Sir Felix , who also woke up late , but just decided to go on without brushing his teeth .
We then had to jog 4 rounds around the camp site , which was almost 4 times our field...Gawrsh...Jason was so lucky that his foot was injured .
Later on , Flying Fox !
I went with Kavin ( Not Kavindran ) , It was fun !
Rock climbing was fun/scary/painful .
Then here was the "Pre-Climax" of the camp.....*Drum rolls* OBSTACLE COURSE !
We had 12 courses to maneuver through , 2 involved in crossing unstable bridges across murky water (One girl fell in ) and swing cross a pool of water with a rope .
I love my teammates . We might not be the first , but people like Danush , Joon Wai and Kai Kit really helped the two weaklings of the teams , namely me and Yi Chin , really well . I wasn't being sarcastic there . They were REALLY supportive .
We then had an AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME LUNCH . Chicken rice !
After that...another "pre-climax" of the camp ....TELEMATCH .
The advisers were shooting us with water guns , we got through challenges like hitting eggs on peoples head , holding disgusting milk in your mouth and then spitting it on peoples faces and to eating wasabi (I suffered along with my comrades , though they ate more for the sake of the weaklings again...It still was really HOT!!! Till the point where Danush had to spit the last bite out , Kai Kit got a headache , and I got heat in my nose...lol .
Then the Climax....SPARRING . I was the only Yellow belt T.T . We started with warmup , where my leg cramped a little . Then we started kicking targets , where I found out that my turning kick is FAR FAR from perfect . Then we really sparred . First pair , me and Kai Kit , a Form 2 dude who's taller than me , a green belt and my clan leader ! I got owned ! I managed to score on him , but he did way better , he nearly hit my head ! Good thing we were putting on armor .
Danush and Wai Phun...The most epic pairing ever , the way they fought was just sooo epic , that it was like watching an olympic final . Unfortunately , Wai Phun won .
Then Kok Keong was Paired with Wai Phun...KK wanted to demonstrate the psychological part of sparring , so he went all berserker on Wai Phun by just charging at him ... Wow .
Another shocking match was of Yen Lin (The white belt) VS Li Hui (Some RED Belt , which is wayyy higher than white ) Yen Lin just did everything KK told her to , and sort of thrashed the poor red belt , who was smaller than Yen Lin though . The red belt said she was injured or something I guess . But I don't blame her , after being in the same class with Yen Lin for nearly two years , I understand that she can even be a tough match for me . Finishing up , I had to be the centre referee for Shu Ting and some other girl (There were only about 6 girls in the camp , and ALL of them mainly speak Chinese...not that I have a problem with that...=P) I was so nervous , and got lectured by the Head of court many times . It was scary though , KK was coaching one of the girls , and that girl thrashed the other...real bad . To the point where I heard a finger crack . ARGGH , I kept forgetting to "Kaliuk" them when they went out of the ring .
Then we had BBQ stuff for dinner , which was awesome . Followed by group time to decide what we should do for our Taekwondo cum dance performance on the last day . Joachim helped us a little . And Danush thought me a new kick , Jumping forward kick was it ?
Our tent got infested by baby mosquitoes , therefore , some of us decided to sleep outside the tents of others , and I wanted to sleep outside KK's tent , but KK said that there was alot of bugs under the tree , so Joachim offered to "sleep" with Jessica , therefore giving me space for me and Kai Kit to "sleep" with Jason .
Wednesday , 10th June
Wake up call was at 7 , so we all followed it , I took a shower and then headed to the hall for Taerobics .
We were led by Joachim , who wanted to sync us to music , unfortunately , the goverment-ran campsite ran out of electricity or something . So we just followed Joachim's beat , which include lots of butt-shaking , forward humping and cha cha cha's . One of the most obscene parts of the camp if you ask me .
Then we had breakfast , where KK decided to call the performance off due to his consideration towards those who were tired/lethargic or all cramped up from the rock-climbing , e.g. Poor Danush climbed BOTH times for rock climbing , which resulted in him getting sores all over . And what did we do to replace that time??? WE PLAYED IN THE STREAM !!!
We then packed up , and headed to the academy .
My reflections for this camp.
-I think there's a really big POINT that God is trying to tell me during the holidays through marching and camp and etc. etc....Which is...: You are a guy , you are physically weak , therefore , go forth , and get tough .
I was the weakest guy at camp AND at marching FYI ...
-Kok Keong isn't your average LaLa guy ! He speaks Engrish ! Nah , Just kidding , he's just someone who speaks Chinese alot , he can get really mature at times .
-I got all whiny during camp , so my apologies to those whom I have offended , especially you Joon Wai .
-Being a referee for a sparring competition is sometimes harder than being the fighter...
-I still wished that youwere there . (
-I thank God for the camp site , it wasn't perfect , but it still did well . Especially for that tree which guarded our tent for 2 whole days , until the heavy rain caused all the insects to rush in .
-I thank God for my teammates , they are awesome people , especially Danush and Joon Wai .
Tired of reading ? Here are some random pictures in my camera . Note : Not all were shot by me .
There's wayy more , but I'm just lazy to upload them...for now . Don't worry , I'll upload them all soon , including the video of us doing the "HookaChaka" Taerobics thingy . INCLUDING THE DANUSH AND WAI PHUN GAY SCENE !
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